![]() ![]() Studies show that the more birthdays you have, the longer you live.Rude that you’re older than me, but ok.I ain’t ever gonna stop loving you, b*tch.” Happy birthday. Here’s to getting older, but never wiser. ![]() ![]() What Your Birthday Color Says About You.I’m such a good friend, I forgot how old you are.I’m so glad we’re gonna grow old together and that you have a head start.Happy birthday! Consider this gift payment for putting up with me all these years.You might be asking: “So, you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?” And the answer is yes.I would walk through fire for you… but, uh, just send me your birthday wish list instead.Nothing is better than a best friend… unless it's a best friend with cake.Happy birthday to my BFF…my BFFL…BSF? I don’t know, whatever the kids are calling it these days.This is actually a thank you card for your mom.Happy birthday to my emotional support friend.It’s probably time to start lying about your age.I distinctly remember, your birthday was LAST year.” -Tangled (2010) One year closer to retinol and retirement!.It’s your birthday! My second favorite birthday of the year!.Next year, we'll celebrate from the nursing home. ![]()
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